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µoªíªÌ: ®}¤¸ª½ Oct 22 2005, 07:00 |
Just hit the execute button... Collection of What? Only thing I use it for... In the name of the Lord, I cast thee into the trash... Umm... choices choices... color loser printer... One at a time please... Oh great, a WMD in my hotel room... You wouldn't believe how much water we save... I can't seem to make it out... What did the vegetarian do to deserve this? Damn, these fireworks reek.... I really do need to profess my excellency.... I give my life to my company, but they just keep demanding more... |
µoªíªÌ: ®}¤¸ª½ Oct 22 2005, 07:11 |
This is quite different than the 100% cheerful curry using mild Japanese apples and cute hamsters I am used to... Did that cat just tell me to kill myself? The hard part is getting your soul in the box... Because mine isn't so great... We all know Sanyo makes the heartiest gadgetry... I never really knew why I loved fruit - it must be that whiff of oxygen! Note: Not only is the Engrish bizarre, but it was found in a totally illogical environment - on the outside of a photo envelope (from a photo processing shop) I have got to meet this TOMTE guy. (Taken from a bakery bag) Caption as follows (note: voted best bread message!): 'Our little friend 'Tomte' use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that, Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ..........TOMTE's secret. HOKUO as. BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE's land.' NOTE: Tomte is the name for Santa Claus in Sweden. I hope you have this bag... Soap is overrated... 10 million 'decased' is pretty clitical.... (From the Japanese animation 'Gravion'.) |
µoªíªÌ: ®}¤¸ª½ Oct 22 2005, 07:21 |
We are the ARC, you will be assenbiled... The price difference is worth the jump to first class... Yeah, thanks Dr. Phil... I hope we're in the right business... Don't look... Quick - someone call the scarecrow .... Engrish.com challenges safe driving... I think that Nissan is promising too much here... Don't let them give you trouble in the car... |
µoªíªÌ: ¯«¸g¿« Oct 22 2005, 07:34 |
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µoªíªÌ: ¤p§Å®v Oct 22 2005, 07:59 |
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µoªíªÌ: ®}¤¸ª½ Oct 22 2005, 08:24 |
Twice as absorbant as the leading mouth pad... Can we call a truce so I can make some toast? Hey, look what comes in the Collon package! My, what a pretty collon you have! But they are so deceptively cute! You're right. Depressed is lookin' kinda good right about now... (Taken from a candy jar) Doesn't sound too friendly to me... (Item is a wallet) I think I just saw that knob move... Poor little guys... |
µoªíªÌ: ®}¤¸ª½ Oct 22 2005, 09:01 |
Be glad you weren't born then... But the bag will no longer be considered a bag... You will be assimilated. Can I take your order? Wish I found the money changer sooner... Don't get rattled... Dad, stop touching mom... Wait, was I for sale? I like to watch the hourly flush... You mean I get a choice? Honey, stand over here.... It supposed to be in Iraq... |
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