Random story, Return of the Fanatics

[willyho]

Okay a totally random story thatcame to mind while drinking coffee at starbucks.

"Revolution! Revolution! Revolution!" as a replicate of Adolf* marches across the streets with his banner and drums. Beating his drums he heads for the HQ of HKSAN whilst stirring up the crowd.
Meanwhile at the debating forum, was a person of unknown gender? named Aoi. With the music of 'We will rock you' Aoi was promoting his ideaology. Arms across his chest, came the words "I know I am the greatest! *beat* greatest! *beat*" Stretching both arms outwards. "I am the wisest of all men and you shall see it! *beat * Look at your face! Big Disgrace!..." Placing his left hand on the hip and arching elbow outwards. "Bow to the wisest of all men!" Swinging the right arm from centre to right, bending the left knee and leaning to the left. "Because I am the..." But before finishing the line, a clang on the floor abruptly interupted the show(?). It was a £! coin. Obviously a small crowd gathered during the performance (Actually relatively large if one looks at the number of clicks to reply of post.). Later on others follow suit although someone was having a laugh by throwing in the penny.

"I believe I'm the greatest of all men. That is my ambition"
"You are confused, my dear friend" With the crowd turning their heads, a mysterious(?) figure with sunglasses(?) emerged. This figure was a member of [the wise men of HKSAN]. Not far was someone beating drums and shouting. It was Adolf.

"Hi Adolf! where you off to?"

"To the HQ to promote my *new* ideals and to start a revolution against the borgoise, and the current dictator Rommel*."

The crowd gasped and held their breath. Some cynical, others wanting to watch a stand - up comedy. Aoi was enaged with the mysterious figure.

"My statement is an ambition, not of arrogance," Aoi protested. "A mere way of motivation and self belief."
"Only a sign of being self-centered, and attention seeking"
Questions came in one after another. Unable to respond, Aoi tried to divert attetion my telling a story about a fish. Blaming the criticism as human nature. Silently, he slides past the crowd and disappears into the back alley. (during the questioning, "the-chinese-who-can-only-speak-in-english" posed questions but was ignored. The conclusion can be
1) Aoi the wise decided to deliberately ignored the question because he couldn't understand english

2)The guy who posed the questions is an idiot. But given that fellow 'idiots' had an answer, and given that except the "wisest", the rest of the world are idiots, it is a case of discrimination.

Hence either the 'wisest' doesn't know english or discriminating against the individual. Due to circumstances, case 1 is most likely, which defeats the original statement altogether)

At the HQ, Adolf was doing what he knew best. Shouting his slogam and waving his banner "Revolution! to topple the tyrants! To create a voice of the people and an eaar to the the people!"

Poor Adolf*2 never had much of talent in school. (Despite claiming he was oppressed and denied a chance to excel) exposed to hardships at a young age and Mature-only*3 reading material, deforming the not-so-bright to the paranoid. He was locked away for radicalism by the HKSAN maintenance team(?) He is back, not any wiser, but with a vengence, and one ultimate goal: Revolution of HKSAN
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He is Back! Refuted and locked away for his *ideals* He is back for revenge and his uncompleted task of revolution.
Battle of HKSAN III: Return of the Fanatic
The final chapter of the HKSAN saga! Coming soon!

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*refer to portrait
*2 Hitler never graduated from secondary school

本篇文章已被 willyho 於 Oct 24 2006, 03:24 編輯過

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We are the Fanatics. You will be revolutionized. Resistance is futile.