笑話一個, 小明的故事

有一日.....

老師問小明1+2+3等如幾多,小明不懂,老師叫他回家問家人....

小明回家後,立即問媽媽,當時媽媽正在煮飯,小明立即問媽媽,誰知...媽媽說是加鹽加醋加豉
油,之後,他再問爸爸,當時爸爸正在看「賽馬直擊」,然後,爸爸說:「快D!快D!」。
接著,他問哥哥,當時哥哥打緊機,他說:「Superman!」
最後,他問姐姐,姐姐剛和朋友講完電話,她說:「Byebye!」,回到學校......

老師再問他1+2+3等如幾多,小明回答說:「加鹽加醋加豉油」,老師便拉著小明校長室,小明
說:「快D!快D!」,之後,到了校長室後,校長問他叫咩名,他說:「Superman!」,校長一時憤
怒之下,把他趕出校................

【《﹝『「THE END」』﹞》】

......應該係一個好好笑既笑話...

我感冒了。

N年前聽過呢個笑話o既詳盡版

元直說的還真隱晦XD

還真"好笑"啊，C&P也貼全點吧，「Byebye!」這句還沒用上呢

same here
我聽果個version係阿媽打緊麻將, 好激咁話"自摸十三么食糊!"
家姐係同人傾電話, 講左句"最好啦!"
之後小明俾人踢出校果陣係講"最好啦!"

就番呢篇笑話來說，我完全唔覺得好笑，仲有d無聊。

但問題是，洗唔洗潑發文者泠水先?

篇文唔好笑，係佢錯?
看過又點，係佢錯?
呢d文章不外乎是在forum或newsgroup找到，人地可能真係唔知有full ver，又係佢錯?

要論板規，話佢灌水但這post有內容，如果粗俗?只是市井一點吧?

做咩要潑人泠水?

不知你想指責的是哪一個呢，但就你所說的話，我覺得你以把上面的發言者罵遍了。他們覺得這個笑話不好笑，不錯好像在潑冷水，或許不發言會更好，但既然發言，是否要違心地說「這個笑話很不錯！笑得我肚也痛了」才叫做支持？你自己第一句不也說這個笑話不好笑，甚至無聊，這也是潑冷水吧。
至於本多忠勝、pearltea說見過full version，為甚麼你會覺得他們在潑人冷水，我怎麼想也不明白。你的高見是甚麼呢？

嘿，我的確是要潑冷水的，開文者既然轉貼此文，那就當他是覺得可笑才貼的。好，貼出來，有人說看過、不好笑而發表回應也不成嗎？大家以後看到無聊笑話也一定不能說不好笑，否則會被人說你"潑冷水"喔。

本篇文章已被 參謀ABC 於 Jan 13 2004, 04:03 編輯過

我想知你是想和誰說這番話
潑冷水? 請問怎樣才算潑冷水的定義呢?
如果定義是以上的留言的話
你剛才說的"就番呢篇笑話來說，我完全唔覺得好笑，仲有d無聊。"...我很confused. 這是否潑冷水的相反意思?
根據Management Science的定義,
一個正確的Feedback最重要是
第一點是要Tactful, 所有留言有尊重發表者, 又沒有罵人的語氣, 請你去看看那一個留言不夠婉轉呢?
第二點是Assertive, not aggressive, 留言中沒有引用發表者的名字, 亦沒有出言挑釁。何來Aggressive?
第三點是Depersonalize message, 請問那一個留言攻擊發表者本人?

很奇怪, "佢"是指誰呢? 小明? 寫笑話的人? 還是發表者?

我看不出那個留言說"佢"有錯。請指教

看過那篇笑話我們就留言了, "佢"有甚麼錯?

"人地"又指誰呢? 這個笑話根本沒有full version! 一個笑話可以改人物, 事件成為一個相同意思笑話。還有, "佢"又有甚麼錯, 我真的不明白。

請問以上那一個留言是說"佢灌水"呢? 好像沒有哦。粗俗? 亦沒有留言說過呢。市井一點? 這是你的feedback。請問又如何市井呢? 請Clarify一下。

最後我給你一個feedback
就算大部份人認為是好的東西, 不代表沒有人會覺得差﹐我不想見到一些挑釁的字眼, 如果留言上沒有指明的"攻擊"說話, 請不要assume。希望這個feedback可以解答你的問題。如有甚麼高見, 請賜教。

唉~好地地一個笑話~
搞到咁
會唔會有d.....
況且
我相信這也不會是發表者所期待的!

大家不必為此辯論...
我看這種文只有三種反覺~
好笑便笑，不好笑便走，不明便問。

Try this...



Jokes.com
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The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.”

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”

“Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the couch I sat... naked.


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Bad Car Day

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

本篇文章已被 willyho 於 Jan 13 2004, 22:34 編輯過

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