智能身份証, 你估會唔會有呢一日哩

以下故事純粹虛構...

接線生 : 多多薄餅店，請問有乜幫倒你?

顧客 : 喂，我想叫......

接線生 : 先生，請你比你既智能咭號碼。

顧客 : 呀!請等等，12345678。

接線生 : 陳先生你好，你係住係元州街1號二樓，你既屋企電話係53541177，你既公
司電話係70861366，你既手提電話係93945354。請問你依架係邊個電話打??

顧客 : 屋企，點解你知道我所有電話號碼?

接線生 : 陳先生，因為我接通左智能系統。

顧客 : 我想要一個海鮮薄餅...

接線生 : 陳先生，海鮮薄餅唔岩你喎。

顧客 : 點解?

接線生 : 拫據你既醫療紀錄，你有血壓高兼膽固醇偏高。

顧客 : ??...你有乜介紹?

接線生 : 你可以試下我地低脂健康薄餅。

顧客 : 你點知我中意食呢種?

接線生 : 哦，你係上星期一係中央圖書館借o左本低脂健康食譜。

顧客 : 哎呀，好啦，我要個特大家庭裝薄餅，幾多錢?

接線生 : 唔，呢個都夠你一家十口食，80蚊。

顧客 : 可唔可以用信用卡?

接線生 :陳先生，唔好意思，請你用現金找數，因為你既信用卡已經過o左額，
你依架仲欠銀行$3,344.44。 仲未計你供樓欠款利息。

顧客 : 哦，我去附近提款機羅定錢先。

接線生 : 陳先生，拫據你既記錄，你今日提款機提款限額已經過o左.

顧客 : 唔好理喇，送薄餅黎先，我有錢係度。幾時送到?

接線生 : 大約45分鐘，如果唔等得可以你自己開車黎。

顧客 : 乜話!

接線生 : 拫據系統記錄，你有一架綿羊仔，號碼係PK1366。

顧客 : @#&***##%”:*&@*%$

接線生 : 陳先生，請你小心你既說話。

你係1997年7月14日用粗口鬧警察，判o左有罪喎.

顧客 : (冇野講)

接線生 : 請問仲要D乜?呢?

顧客 : 無喇，呀係唔係有三罐可樂送?

接線生 : 係，不過拫據系統記錄你有糖尿病…………

哈哈,如果真的這樣,我真的會破口大罵.....雖然好像無
可能,但之前連信用card的數額資料都能被人盜取,所以
不是百分百無可能....希望不會有這一日啦,如果真的發生,
以政府那班人的智慧和處事方式....後果必定相當嚴重~

有都好^_^
會少好多不好事發生

如果我是他,肯定會破口大罵!

無奈+殘念
叫個薄餅都甘煩...

其實我都唔係好鍾意智能身分證, 如果有人能從它的晶片中盜取人家的資料便完蛋了, 所以好似沒有甚麼安全感......

記得乘巴士的時候有一位坐在我前面的小朋友戲稱它為 "弱能身分證", 希望不要被那小朋友言中......

如果到時真係好似文中所講，咁都唔知好嬲定好笑...

不過點解訂薄餅都要俾身分證號碼?

如果係咁既話﹐俾人知道個#咪乜都冇....

我會想「道高一尺，魔高一丈」...
縱使再完善的保密系統，也難保不會被攻破，重要的個人資料本應分開存放才是呢...

但那種身分證好像想把使用者的資料集於一身...... ><"

何以作此猜想？

把姓名、號碼、性別、出生日期這些一向寫在身分證上面的東西放入晶片中以便電腦讀取(例如進行虛擬身分驗證)並不奇怪。但信用額、存款這些有可能放在身分證裡嗎？沒可能吧。至於是否能從身分證號碼查出其他個人資料，卻跟身分證"智能"與否毫無關係。

要分清楚甚麼是笑話呀......

o......鬧出笑話呢......沒辦法, 想得太多, hahaha~!

有些字看不太懂ㄋ~~^^"
不過還真謝謝你的分享啊~!!!

呢個笑話聽個唔止1次......
不個用英文

不知可否貼英文版出來？

The Not Too Distant Future

Ordering Pizza in

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Dang . What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local
library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,
sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

身份證有的資料愈多 , 愈危險 , 愈恐怖 ...........
不過 , 個笑話都好唔make sense ........我想這種情況不會發生吧.....


本篇文章已被 kinder 於 Feb 25 2004, 09:43 編輯過

請不要發這些無意思的留言~

你的簽名過長。